Thursday, July 24, 2008
Zucchini Summer + an unnecessarily long commentary on art
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Gumbo & the Secrets of Southern Cooking
If you think you knew my family, I didn't
It's not over till it's over. Next up: The Adventures of Gumbo.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
My McDonald's: A Photo Journey to the Center
This was my last free meal: a grilled chicken bacon ranch salad. We got one free meal per shift, and half off anything a half hour before or after your shift. I usually ate the salads, which I really like and actually recommend. My fav was the crispy chicken southwest salad with bottled water and a chocolate chip and sugar cookie for dessert. On Friday I finally read the nutrition facts (they're on the back of that paper sheet on the food tray) while I was lollygagging in the drive thru, and I discovered that the chicken salad versus the sandwich is like 200 less calories. My meal the day before, with a crispy club and fries, even with water, was literally 1000 calories. The salads, though, are like 300-500 calories. Something like that.
I don't even know this gals name, but she always swept and mopped under my feet. Here she is sleeping in the break room. I rarely actually took my breaks in the break room because it smelled bad--it was back by the freezer and the trash compactor. I almost always took my breaks outside by the play place, eating my lunch, reading the paper, or calling Sam.
The back, by the first drive thru window.
The friers. The fry baskets are actually really heavy--"two hands, two hands!" they'd say. There were so many customers who would give us their fries back wanting fries right out of the frier. But it's like, the fry baskets are so small, we're constantly making fries, so none of the fries are more than, like, a minute old during the rush. Whatev. The no-salt-on-the-fries customers were, in my mind, in the same basket as the egg-white-only customers in the morning. Of course we'll do it, but if you don't want fat or salt, maybe you shouldn't be here in the first place.
Here's Scott, who's worked here for a LONG time. "Don't tell nobody!" He'd always say. We had a few conversations in the mornings on the empty play place when I had breaks while he was sweeping around the tables. His wife passed away a while ago and he's since been very active at his church, serving there when he can, although he usually has to work Sundays. I told him I asked for Sundays off so I can go to church every week, and he was very supportive--it's awesome if you can go every week. He wishes he could do the same.
Here's my buddy Amitt, hanging out by the sliding storage shelves. Amitt just went to Anime Expo in LA. So did one of my guitar students. Amit also picked petunias for some of us to wear behind our nametags the other day. He told me not to tell Sam he gave me a flowers and candy (he gave me an extra box of Starbursts he had) because he didn't want Sam to come and beat him up. But Sam didn't mind. In fact, Sam ate a lot of Starburst and loved it.
And that's it. That's my McDonald's. I'm definitely planning to visit soon, and I doubt that my old "I'm too good to even eat at McDonald's" mentality will return--I've softened up a little, I guess. My new plan is to go there now and then to write--I really want to finally do it, finally start writing books, and . . . it's scary, but I'm stewing on some ideas, and I just hope the muse will come to stay, at least while I have these wide open weeks before we move back to Provo. I might take the laptop, toss it in a backpack, and bike to McDonald's to write. It's a surprisingly stimuilating atmosphere, mostly because it's PRIME for people watching. That's been the best part about working there--getting to know the people. Cheers to them all.
Sam picked me up from work-- he was back from the aquarium. And after his accounting midterm for his online class, we went to celebrate at the beach, watching the skim boarders and the crashing waves, and going for burgers, fish, and chips at Ruby's on Balboa pier. So, I have to admit, life is still really good. Even without McDonald's.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
They were actually coffee cake rolls, not brownies, but Lizzy can be crazy some times
Here's the evidence:
The List: Most Influential Albums

Here's my original list, followed by other responses:
Liz's Top Seven (as of July 9, 2007):
1. Maxfield, 2290
"She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars."
After seeing this EP recorded live in February '06, I went home not only determined to learn how to play the guitar, but to become someone greater than what I'd let myself become. Seeing it done was like watching the burning bush to me. Still not over it.
2. Kate Rusby, Hourglass
"As I roved out one fine May morning . . . ."
I bought this at a dive record shop in Cedar City, the first summer I lived and worked away from home and on my own. Playing bass with Sassafrass, the all-girl bluegrass band, I was eaten alive by the genre of folk (specifically Irish folk)—not cheesy/country/twangy songs about Johnny Appleseed, but almost: songs of the land, timeless traditions, tunes that are still alive for a reason. It's like I finally found my musical home. That, and I was still obsessed with the Irish (post Angela's Ashes). I have since wanted to be Kate. I am Kate.
3. The Smashing Pumpkins, Rotten Apples: The Best of the Smashing Pumpkins
"Who wouldn't stand inside your love?"
The first band that was all my own—none of my siblings or close friends knew the Smashing Pumpkins. "Drown" was the anthem of my junior and senior years of high school. This music made me fall into myself and explode. Whoa. Sometimes it still does.
4. Les Miserables (1987 Original Broadway Cast)
"This rain will wash away what's past."
I never sang out loud for anyone to hear until I checked this out from the Pikes Peak library (tens of times, I'm sure). I'd never seen the play in person, but I knew every song by heart. The e-mail address from age 11 still exists (EponineR@aol.com!)—I sang Eponine's parts like they were my life; I never got the guy and I wallowed in it. This Les Mis obsession is what taught me how to sing, which I never did in public until I went to BYU.
5. The Beatles: 1962–1966, 1967–1970
"Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there."
My elementary school best friend, Amelia Kronser, was obsessed with the Beatles: posters on her ceilings, she slept with a Ringo doll and wept when George Harrison died. I owned the blue and red sets—those four CDs. When I slept over she would quiz me with her tape deck rolling: whose voice is whose? John or Paul, Liz? Who is it? But I still can't always tell. Anyway, I only listened to oldies until this point, but the Beatles were my transition to the next dimension of music. It only makes sense.
6. blink-182, Enema of the State
"I haven't been this scared in a long time."
The punk/Hot Topic stage, sophomore year of high school. My best bass-playing friend and locker partner, Liza Lehmkuhl, shared this obsession with me. We'd sing "Going Away to College" and bounce in our seats on the bus when we toured with the youth symphony. Blink was the only big, rock-like concert I have ever been to, even to this day (must remedy that—possibly this summer). This "rebel" phase was when I finally escaped my reputation as a silent, gray, introvert bookworm. This is when I began to wear bright colors.
7. Diana Krall, All for You: A Dedication to the Nat King Cole Trio
"The gypsies say, and I know why, a falling blossom only touches lips that lie."
Basically, this album invited jazz to make a permanent move into my love life. It was about the same time that I first started taking jazz bass lessons. I borrowed this album from Carrie Maxwell, my sophomore roommate at the BYU, and it's funny because I still don't own it. We lived in a hole, but this album contributed to a brutally beautiful year.
I wish I could include everyone’s stories about these albums, but I’ve condensed them here:
Sam Lambson
1. Weezer - Pinkerton & Blue
2. Pavement - Brighten the Corners
3. Jimmy Eat World - Static Prevails & Clarity
4. Radiohead - 200% Greatest Hits (A pirated CD I picked up at a dock in Bangkok - don't ask. Mostly from the Bends)
5. Goldfinger - Hangups
6. Cake - Fashion Nugget
7. Third Eye Blind - Third Eye Blind
8. Modest Mouse - The Moon and Antarctica
9. James Taylor - Greatest Hits
10. Paul Simon - Graceland
Julie Krainock
1. Pretty in Pink Soundtrack
2. Joshua Tree, U2
3. When Harry Met Sally Soundtrack, Harry Connick Jr.
4. Nevermind, Nirvana
5. The Very Best of Nat King Cole, Nat King Cole and Best:1991-2004
Matt Di Giordano
1. Nightfall in Middle Earth by Blind Guardian
2. Symphony of Enchanted Lands by Rhapsody
3. Crystal Planet by Joe Satriani
4. Somewhere in Time by Iron Maiden
5. Les Miserables by Boublil and Schonberg
6. The Universal Migrator: parts 1 and 2 by Ayreon
7. V: The New Mythology Suite by Symphony X
8. One Cold Winter’s Night by Kamelot
9. Final Fantasy S Generation by Nobuo Uematsu
10. Tales Along This Road by Korpiklaani
Jed Blodgett
1. Buddy Rich - Big Swing Face
2. Rush - Exit Stage Left
3. Soundgarden - Superunknown
4. Chic Corea - Akoustic Band
5. Karizma - Document
Marcus Voght
Weird Al--Alapalooza
Star Wars--The Return of the Jedi
Kenny G--Christmas Album
Phantom of the Opera
5 Hebrew Love songs-Eric Whitacre
Stuart Maxfield's new CD, Good Morning Maxfield
Rachel Harlos
1. Bobby McFerrin, The Voice
2. Selena, Dreaming of You
3. The Chipmunks, Christmas Album
4. Edgar Meyer, Unfolding
5. Jacqueline DuPre, The Early Recordings
Libby Cannon
Maroon 5 - Songs About Jane
Coldplay - Parachutes
Dashboard Confessional - Swiss Army Romance
Les Miserables - Andrew Loyd Webber
Wicked (the Musical)
Beatles - One
Tom Bell
Kings of Convenience- Riot on and Empty Street
Yo-Yo Ma plays Ennio Morricone
Dave Matthews/Tim Reynolds- Live at Luther College
Philip Glass- Solo Piano
The Strokes- Is This It?
Aaron Hatch
1. Beatles, The Beatles (The White Album)
2. Counting Crows, August and Everything After
3. B96, WBBM FM Chicago
4. Michael Jackson, Thriller
5. Evil Tambourines, Library Nation
6. Beck, Odelay
7. Dave Matthews Band, Under the Table and Dreaming
8. The Best of the Best Of's, Rhino Records
9. Kevin Gould, (in exceptional cases, human beings can count as albums)
10. Sting, Ten Summoner's Tales
Deborah Palmer
1. Ofra Haza: Desert Wind
2. Loreena McKennitt: The Visit
3. U2: The Joshua Tree
4. Anggun: Snow on the Sahara
5. October Project: Falling Farther In
6. Afro Celt Sound System: Sound Magic, Release, Further in Time, Seed, Anatomic
Alan Taylor
Samuel Barber, Essay for Orchestra
Madonna, Like a Prayer
Alfred Schnittke, Concerto for Piano and Strings
Robert Qualls
Charles Mingus Ah Um
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Beethoven Symphony No. 5 and 4 (Chicago Symphony, conducted by Georg Solti)
Edgar Meyer Edgar Meyer (also his recording of the Bach Cello Suites)
Glenn Miller Platinum Glenn Miller
Feel free to respond with your list!
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Sam's First New Outfit
Another challenge: Sam has a sort of [nearly] terminal disease called I-cannot-physically-stand-shopping-for-more-than-30-minutes-itus. That's why I registered for our wedding without him. I knew taking him to Target and subjecting him to three + hours of "Do you like this one or this one?" might put him in the grave before we were even married. The other fiancee's I saw at Target (the male halves) did look close to death.
Alas, Sam and I went to the mall this weekend for our first intentional shopping spree. We had to have ice cream when we were done--it was very taxing, but Sam made it through. We found him the newest version of his favorite Gap pants in a fresher, lighter shade, with snap buttons on the back pockets, and a closer fit.
Look at this transformation!
Now. What do we do with the old, shredded pair?
To really kick off Goodbye #1, Sam decided to throw his old fav pants across the parking garage from our balcony to the dumpster. This picture story tells all:
Oh no!Save the pants!
And then thrown them away! The trash man took them away today.
One small step for mankind. More to come in the next issue of SQ: Sam Quarterly.
Straightening Sam's Hair
90's?
The McDonald's Checklist
Why McDonald's is Good for Me
[and, might I add, SO WRONG for me]
1. Get out of the house and make friends: check!
2. Learn what it's like to work fast food: check! Didn't take long!
3. Learn what kind of people work at McDonald's--if you can't beat 'em, join 'em: check!
Only... I hate to admit it, but with a degree, I could probably beat em, at least carreer-wise, and I don't want to join them for much longer.
4. Improve and practice my Spanish: Para aqui o para llevar? Como? Como? Como? Check!
5. Get to know the high schoolers and try to be a good example...try to be an inspiration to get an education and not necessarily work at McDonald's afterwards:
Mmm... maybe? I probably just convinced them it'd be more worthwhile to quit and not necessarily work at McDonald's at all. For the first time ever, even M'Dee said she wanted to quit and was feeling sick after the soda fountain exploded on her, sprayed soda everywhere for 20 minutes nonstop, and flooded the floor. I wouldn't say this is an easy going job.
6. Overcome my fear of strangers: check! This I'm grateful for.
7. Allow myself to eat french fries once a week: Actually, no. I ate more salads than I have ever. But I did, after almost 10 years, start drinking Coke. Yesterday: Diet Coke. Hellllllooo aspertane! Blehhh
8. Watch all the kids really loving their Happy Meals and playing in the Play Place:
--more like watch all the kids screaming their guts out, crying, throwing their food, driving their parents crazy, and being spoiled* with Happy Meal Toys. Not all children are cute.
(*does not apply to all children. Only the spoiled ones.)
9. Know what it's like to clean up after customers like myself: No.
--more like watch the decrepid and maltreated elderly workers with no retirement fund sweep the parking lot, mop, and clean the bathrooms. I never had to do it.
10. Try to communicate with people across the boundary of the fast food counter:
Yes, try all you want. It's almost impossible. One day I tried saying, "How are you?" first thing to every customer, but I could only do it for like an hour before I gave up. Most people ignored the social grace and just said, "Gimme a number 11 with coffee." But it really depends on the customer--there are as friendly of customers as there are nasty, mean ones. Basically, the fast food counter, I've discovered, is not a panel for conversation. It's a panel for ordering food, and that's about it. That's to be expected.
11. Overcome my intellectual, upper-middle-class-youngest child haughtiness:
In the act of quitting, I think I've only confirmed it is who I am. Frankly, I'm too good for McDonald's, although it has been very humbling, and I have given in to biking with a helmet, at least in California. But mostly, the job was useful to me as an intellectual, psychological, and social study.
12. Improve my work ethic with a non-cushy job: check! Lazy time (and blog time) are much more appreciated.
13. Learn to appreciate food service at all other fast food chains: Um. I think it sucks all around.
14. Learn the inner workings of the McDonald's corporation: check! Corruption!
But actually--I took the McDonald's yearly employee survey about working conditions, benefits, complaints, etc., and I actually didn't have a lot to say. Compared to other fast food chains, McDonald's is probably not the worst place to work. Because the corporation is so big and under such a watchful eye, they actually treat their employees pretty well, I'd say. I didn't have as much to complain about as I thought. I mean, working there, you can't expect anyone to shine your shoes or pat you on the back all the time. Work, like most work, is just... work.
15. Fulfill my Dad's desire that everyone work fast food once in their lives: check! Hope you're happy!
16. Make minimum wage and buy things with it: check! I have been very selective with what I buy with my meager paychecks. This weekend's trip to Dayton is on the tab, as was my pedicure (splurge!), a few new clothes for me and Sam, pastries from the Italian market, etc. My last paycheck, I hope, will be enough for the oil painting class I'm planning to take at a studio downtown.
17. Overcome the feeling that I deserve a snooty job post-university: Well... I can't say I even want a snooty or "rolling chair" job, but I find teaching my guitar students (their numbers are steadily rising!) and writing much more fulfilling. It's good to do what you know and love doing.
18. Realize that I am not defined by what I do, but who I am: Actually, McDonald's did push my self esteem down considerably, and really challenged this point. When you're treated poorly (like abused children, etc.), sometimes it's hard to feel that you're better than that. It was a fight to remember who I am on occasion. But I think, at this point, I've learned to stand up for myself at work. When my managers falsely accuse me or yell at me unwarranted, as of yesterday, I've started talking back. No more Mrs. Nice Guy.
19. Learn to keep a smile on my face for more than 4 hours straight: Almost impossible. (Too cynical?) I can't even tell if I'm smiling anymore when I take orders, but I'm usually content and friendly when I do, keeping some sort of smile even when customers are nasty.
20. Obtain very stylish women's Oxford "safety" shoes for $20: check! I may burn them upon completion. Happy 4th of July!
21. Bring home entertaining and thought-provoking stories from work for my husband: check!
One of this week's fun stories, besides the soda machine disaster, was that I gave Katimazing a copy of my album, Red and Yellow (which is still on iTunes--check it out!), and when she shared it with her kids, her daughter already had "Summer Love" off iTunes, and her son's wife had heard of me. Isn't that bizarre? I thought no one had heard of me outside of my immediate circle of friends. Weird!
22. Appreciate any job that I have after this: CHECK
23. Get discounted value meals: check! I have to admit I will miss the salads--they're kinda good.
24. Get some exercise by riding bicycle to work: I don't know if that counts as exercise. But I have noticed a big difference between the active and sedentary lifestyle.
25. Say that once in my life I worked at McDonald's: check! But I'm not sure how often I'll readily admit that in conversation.
There we have it. Next up, I promise: adventures in men's vogue (or lack thereof).